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Joke of the Day

"Whats Brown and Sticky? Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke."

"Why do people never eat clocks? Because it is very TIME CONSUMING. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LMFAO STFU"

"What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer."

"Technology.( Based on true events) My apple watch reminded me to take a minute to breathe right after my grandfather let one rip."

"God, grant me serenity to accept that people are ignorant, courage to uphold the law when I'm hostile & wisdom to realize murder is illegal."

"What do you call Korean soul food? Okra Gangnam Style"

"What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13? A good time ;)"

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black."

"I used to date a periodicals librarian... ...but we broke up because she had too many issues."

"When I'm in a conference room all by myself I like to pretend I'm having a very important meeting with chairs about chair shit."