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Joke of the Day

"""Did you hear that one famous rapper declared bankruptcy?"" Yeah...he probably only has 50 cents now."

"Yo' Mama is so ugly **..yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.**"

"Mind Blown. Girls=Time and Money Because Time=Money Girls=Money (squared) Since Money is the root of all evil square root the squared Money Therefore Girls=Root of all evil"

"[backstage at a concert] hey guys you mind signing this? [next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bearded Barbie ...complete with tweezers"

"What do you call a fat pirate? A vast matey."

"Twitter. /twt.r/ (noun) Twit-ur: an omnidirectional toxic sludge pump for the lame and unfunny musings of the imbecilic masses."

"Have you heard the one about the insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic? He would lay awake at night wondering if there was a dog."

"The Job Promotion Saudi Arabia just announced that someone was promoted be the new Oil Minister. That would make it a sheikh-up in the government."

"I don't trust left handed people. there is something not right about them."