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Joke of the Day

"I don't care how awesome the Internet is...if we don't have hover boards, then we are not in the future."

"Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan."

"What's Fozzy Bear's favorite city? Mil-wocka-wocka-waukee"

"Somewhere in Russia, a little kid farted a half beat before the meteor blew out all the windows. It was the greatest moment of his life."

"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the batmobile."""

"What will i do when i die? Idk!"

"Why didn't the bike go to the car show? Because he was two tired."

"Where is Engagement, Ohio? It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion."

"Anyone exciting about the iPhone 7? I do Because it will bring down the price of iPhone 6, which lead to iPhone 5's price to drop too. Finally, i'll have enough money to buy an iPhone 4"

"A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel sticking out his crotch. 'Does that not hurt?' asks the bartender. To which the pirate replies: 'Yaarr, it's driving me nuts!'"