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Joke of the Day

"clever pupil makes fool his teacher PUPIL: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do? TEACHER: off course not. PUPIL: good, because I didn't do my homework."

"The best pirate joke... ...is the one you don't have to tell. Sincerely, a ninja."

"You should always choose B) on multiple choice tests because it looks like a cool sunglasses face. That guy knows what he's talking about."

"Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks."

"I'm not saying women are smarter than men, but its kinda ironic that there's so few known women serial killers and so many unsolved murders."

"What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking? COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!"

"Breakups are worst in China.... ... Wherever you go you see his/her face."

"I had a welsh friend who tried counting all his lovers to me but each time, I kept falling asleep"

"My wife accused me of being immature... ...so I told her to get out of my fort."

"Hey baby, You know how I know I'm getting laid tonight? I'm stronger than you."