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Joke of the Day
"The best pirate joke... ...is the one you don't have to tell. Sincerely, a ninja."
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"What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)? Existence is futile."
"""What's that?"" I call it a 'knife' ""Wow, that's the best thing since bread!"" Gregory, I am about to blow your mind"
"Chemistry Joke (Language) Daaaang girl, are you Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Oxygen, Fluorine, and Fluorine? Cuz I want you to FUCK OFF"
"How do you know that you're too old? When the priest doesn't look at you anymore."
"What do you call Trump's barber? Orange peeler"
"Went out to play Pokemon Go, found the meaning of life. It's Golbat."
"I was raping a women may night when.., She said think of her children Kinky bitch!"
"My friend said she was taking next week off to be with her new puppy. I said, ""You're taking mutt-ernity leave?"""
"Two guys walk into a bar... the third one ducks."