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Joke of the Day
"My wife accused me of being immature... ...so I told her to get out of my fort."
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"So when two guys get super friendly it's bromantic, but what about two girls? Can we make homantic a thing? Or 'gina buddies or something?"
"Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door... ...but his girlfriend was against it."
"I forgot my hard hat when I went to the building site... Health and safety came down on me like a tonne of bricks."
"What did the mouth say to the nose? Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait..."
"I need a thingy to fix the thingy because the thingy came loose and the thingy is wiggly now. Do you sell those? -Me, at Home Depot"
"What did the doctor say to the angry midget? ""I'm going to ask you to be a little patient."""
"""The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on.... Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow."""
"I like my women like I like my coffee No pubic hair"
"Why did Sarah Palin endorse Donald Trump? Because it takes a cunt to recognize another."