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Joke of the Day

"You should always choose B) on multiple choice tests because it looks like a cool sunglasses face. That guy knows what he's talking about."

"A man and a boy went into the woods at night... ... the boy says to the man, ""it's scary out here."" The man then replied, ""You think you're scared, I gotta walk out of here alone!"""

"Hear about the new book that teaches both reading and STD prevention? It's called See Dick Run."

"Breaking: It's snowing where some people live and not snowing where other people live. More about this in 10 minutes on Facebook News."

"Sean Connery's New Job Sean Connery's agent calls him up and says ""I've got an audition for you tomorrow about 10ish"" Sean says ""Great! I'll bring my racket"""

"Pet names convey familiarity and endearment. For example, honey pot, baby cakes, Succubus."

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre."

"Just had a panic attack thinking how little time I've practiced picking up stuff with my toes in the event I ever lose my arms."

"Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9."

"As an introvert, having a special place in hell reserved just for me sounds rather nice."