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Joke of the Day

"I had a welsh friend who tried counting all his lovers to me but each time, I kept falling asleep"

"Did you hear about the math teacher who forgot his lunch money? He buynomeal"

"how do you make a dog go ""meow""? Freeze it solid then push it through a band saw. MEEEOOW!"

"Why did the blonde...... Why did the blonde fuck the mexican? Because the teacher told her to do an ese'!"

"FROM: Harvard SUBJ: Your PhD application We are unable to accept you at this time as ""Teaching Squirrels Karate"" is too cool for us."

"I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet. It reminds me of why there is no fucking money in there."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Blurgblurgblurg"

"Why do Scuba divers fall backwards off the boat, and into the water? Because if they fell forward, they'd fall into the boat."

"My daughter demanded she be treated like a princess... so I married her off to secure an alliance with the French."

"Kanye's daughter's first hit single. . . North by North West"