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Joke of the Day
"Breakups are worst in China.... ... Wherever you go you see his/her face."
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"What does Skrillex call masturbating? Wubbing one out."
"Dicks are like bullets Small calibers don't penetrate shit, and the exploding ones really fuck you up."
"2 fish in a tank, one says to the other Do you know how to drive this thing?"
"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."
"What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on? Vin Diesel! : D Source: http://youtu.be/DmI_PcJQ6Wo"
"A white guy walks into a bar... exam. He passes and becomes a well respected lawyer."
"What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow? Hi brow"
"Thigh gap? Give me some corduroy pants and I'll start a fire."
"A Meteorologist's best subject is small talk. They only talk about the weather."