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Joke of the Day
"Hey baby, You know how I know I'm getting laid tonight? I'm stronger than you."
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"What does D.N.A stand for? National Dyslexic Association"
"Why do Jewish girls love circumcised dicks? They love anything 10% off"
"My Blonde wife just said to me ""Do men call it a penis 'cause it pees and goes in us?"""
"Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes? Reposts are allowed."
"Interviewer: Do you plan on having children? Me: I have four, why start now?"
"Why are hurricanes always named after white people? Because white people destroy everything."
"What is Mary short for? She has no legs"
"My 8 yr old son just told me Nutella is a delicious mix of nuts and umbrellas. He's ready for Twitter."
"Did you hear about the man who had his whole left side bitten off by a shark? He's all right now."