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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in."
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"What do you call a hurtful play on words? A Punjab."
"What's the incest equivalent of a gang bang? A fam bam."
"Did you hear about the guy who tied to put his package into tried to put his package into the mail box? He thought it was a fe-mail box"
"How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't care. You pick"
"What do you call Adrian Monk when he's angry? Rasputin"
"[first date] *Ok don't let her know you're a vampire* ""Would you like a mint?"" *reaches in pocket, pulls out SPF 5,000,000,000* ""Dammit"""
"My Girlfriend Called Me A Pedophile... I said: ""That's an awfully big word for a 6 year old!"""
"Interviewer:Do you have time for a question? A: Yes...but...do...you...have...time...for...my...answer?"