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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in."
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"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate it's tits a lot."
"Trivia: Bugs Bunny was originally named ""Insects Rabbit"" and his catchphrase was, ""What is transpiring, Physician?"""
"The U.K. has no money Sorry for poor English"
"I lost a roomba in my apartment. Don't ask me to babysit."
"It's my mate's birthday today. He doesn't drink, smoke, gamble or cheat on his missus. We've got no idea how to celebrate it."
"A buddy of mine told me he thinks I'm OCD the other day... I told him he was out of his place."
"Truthful Tuesday: Sometimes I just say ""Hello"" back because there are too many witnesses around to stab you repeatedly in the face."
"Everybody should be free to vote in a general election. Everybody should be free to vote in the X factor. Nobody should be able to vote in both."
"My doctor recommended that I should stab an unsuspecting coworker, or do some anger management or something."