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Joke of the Day

"My doctor recommended that I should stab an unsuspecting coworker, or do some anger management or something."

"Dear students, I know when you're texting Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, your teacher."

"I was going to dress up as a turn signal for Halloween But no one around here knows what the hell that is!"

"Want to hear a short joke? A midget walks under a bar."

"Testing new mobile phone Hello, i don't know if anyone is going to read this because i am using the internet explorer. But still i wanna wish you a good start in the new year 2010."

"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."

"Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu? Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?"

"I made an original joke And it's not funny"

"D'you want to hear a spoiler for the Jumanji remake? Robin Williams dies"

"I met this one guy who thought killing someone to save many is still wrong. God, what a Kant."