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Joke of the Day
"A buddy of mine told me he thinks I'm OCD the other day... I told him he was out of his place."
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"*Plots revenge by getting a job at a fast food restaurant and waiting for nemesis to drive thru and not putting a straw in their bag*"
"There's a new band called ""1023Mb"" They don't have any gigs yet."
"I went to the zoo the other day. I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu."
"*holds ""bunny ears"" over someone's head for five hours as they have their portrait painted*"
"What do you call a well-behaved Indian takeaway? A proppadom"
"High school plays are a lot like airplanes. People only want to hear about them if they crash and burn."
"What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common? They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things."
"How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend? www.AshleyMadison.com"
"Why was epsilon afraid of zeta? Because zeta ate a theta"