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Joke of the Day

"Trivia: Bugs Bunny was originally named ""Insects Rabbit"" and his catchphrase was, ""What is transpiring, Physician?"""

"I don't play fantasy football, but I do play fantasy friendship. This week I'm starting Taylor Swift and Conan O'Brien."

"My doctor just gave me some good news about my prostate.... ...He gave me the thumbs up"

"Hit snooze until the panic sets in."

"What do you call a cheating wife? a Jenny"

"I like my women like I like my chocolate. With nuts."

"What do you call a doctor for websites? A URLologist"

"What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!???? A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!"

"A man walks up to a prostitute and propositions her for sex... She says to the man: ""Sorry, but I'm clothed for the day."""

"Just a regular day in bank One day while in a bank, an old lady asked if i could help her check her balance so I pushed her over..!"