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Joke of the Day

"The U.K. has no money Sorry for poor English"

"Policeman: What do you think you're doing parking your car there? Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says ""Safety Zone."""

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute. The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again Edit-1 hopefully she/he washes it"

"What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor."

"I hope the next Rambo movie is called 'Rambo No. 5' and its just Stallone dancing through the jungle shooting a little bit of this and that."

"What's the most fucked up joke you know that is not racist in any way? Lemme have it."

"So I wrote a Musical It was about a tragic coal mining operation ,unfortunately, the cave collapsed and the workers inside were killed. I decided to write it in A flat minor."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."

"Did you hear about the latest innovation in french tanks? Rear view mirrors so they can see the battles going on."

"How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from? Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald."