215915

Joke of the Day

"Everybody should be free to vote in a general election. Everybody should be free to vote in the X factor. Nobody should be able to vote in both."

Next Joke
 
"A guy walked into a bar... ouch"
"I get home late, dead tired, & see my name in big, bloody letters on the bedroom wall - & I'm like, nope, I will deal w/ THIS in the morning"
"what is the best gift for a jehovah's witness? an advent calender all those doors so many possibiltes."
"Jesus and his apostles go to a restaurant... ""Table for 26, please,"" Jesus tells the hostess. ""But there are only 13 of you."" ""Yeah, but we're all going to sit on one side of the table."""
"Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer? He wasn't in the MahMoud."
"Based on how he reacts, you'd think my dog's entire family was killed by pizza delivery guys."
"Did you hear that the sine function left home? He still comes home periodically."
"I went through Walmart's self-checkout the other day And damn, the cashier was sexy."
"Becoming a vegan ...was a big missed steak"