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Joke of the Day
"Where is the Serengeti Plain? At the Serengeti airport."
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"What did the tomato say to the peach? ""Nice pits."""
"The worst thing you can do to a woman is to not let her see the picture you just took of her."
"If you're American going into the bathroom and American coming out of the bathroom... What are you in the bathroom? European"
"Two muffins are baking in the oven, one muffin turns to the other muffin and says ""man its getting hot in here"" and the other muffin turns back to him and yells "" ahhh!!! a talking muffin!!"""
"It's great to see that the French finally grew a pair of balls and took down a German Aircraft... but the war ended 70 years ago"
"Just received a full body scan. Airport lady says I should probably see a doctor but is frustratingly unspecific."
"He died doing what he loved: telling me I'm overreacting."
"Why don't we hear jokes about the Jonestown Massacre? Because the punchlines are too long."
"[turns to guy at next urinal] ""When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet? BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"""