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Joke of the Day

"It's great to see that the French finally grew a pair of balls and took down a German Aircraft... but the war ended 70 years ago"

"Must be tough for an honest Nigerian businessman to make a living."

"What do you call the underground slave trade? The black market."

"Two guys walk into a bar, Which is kinda stupid because you'd think the second guy would have seen it."

"Clown 2: Sorry man. You got outvoted by us, 42-1. We want to listen to ICP Clown 1: My VW Bug. I'm driving the carpool. It's Streisand."

"Get your faces tattooed on each other, so if the wife ever says 'you're a joke' you can say 'the joke's on you' and disarm the situation."

"""zombies aren't real zombies aren't real zombies aren't real zombies aren't real"" - me, walking my dog at night"

"Vader: Remove my helmet so I can see you with my own eyes. Luke: OK. Vader: On second thought, don't. I have 30 years worth of hat hair."

"Why do black people not go on cruises? They won't fall for that one again."

"How many ears does Daniel Boone have? He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier."