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Joke of the Day
"Why don't we hear jokes about the Jonestown Massacre? Because the punchlines are too long."
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"Perhaps Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station."
"Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ? Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !"
"4 out of 5 experts agree that when you put any 5 experts together, 4 out of 5 of them will agree."
"[wife walks in on me rubbing coconut oil all over my body] What are you doing? ""Uhh, SOMEONE said I don't glisten very well?"""
"If HBO released all ten episodes of Game of Thrones at once, maybe I'd be able to remember the characters' names from episode to episode."
"What did the mute man say to his father"
"First day on the job as a drug dealer... Dealer: I don't have coke... is Pepsi okay? *gets stabbed*"
"A video game where you are haunted by ghosts of your ancestors. They swarm around you and moan ""get a job"" or ""we are so disappointed."""
"A Variation on an Old Pun Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard? Fo' Frizzle"