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Joke of the Day

"Two muffins are baking in the oven, one muffin turns to the other muffin and says ""man its getting hot in here"" and the other muffin turns back to him and yells "" ahhh!!! a talking muffin!!"""

"My favorite ""yo momma"" joke from the 2000s Yo momma so fat she takes up TWO Myspaces. And her top 8 are all sandwiches."

"If Clinton is elected president... It will be the first time two presidents slept with each other..."

"*Blind Date* Her: Ask me anything.. Me: Do you know how to properly layer nachos? Her: Are you seri.. Me: *flips table*"

"Xanax: For Hispanic attacks."

"I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery. She was in charge of the hops."

"What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !"

"I think I'm developing a taste for foreign films like Tokyo Drift."

"I keep nacho cheese handy so in case I start to lose an argument I can pour it on my head and say ""You're arguing with nachos, you idiot""."

"Just saw The Imitation Game & it was FILLED with historical inaccuracies about World War II. They don't even mention Captain America at all."