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Joke of the Day
"What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!"
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"I took a photo of the thing I use to play my guitar. It was a lovely pic."
"2% of Japanese have cataracts... The rest drive Toyota and Nissan."
"Rap is like a mountain. It's mostly black, but the top is white."
"Make a man a fire: he'll be warm for the night Set a man on fire: he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Why couldn't Jesus eat M&M's? because of the holes in his hands"
"I always heard it was OK to date a nun... as long as you don't get into the habit."
"What if they make a movie about Leo's life and how he couldn't win an Oscar, and the dude who plays Leo wins an Oscar...AWKWARD!"
"Q.When do you kick a midget in the balls? A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice ."
"Goodnight sweet prince"