62751

Joke of the Day

"When my kids come to me with problems I just tell them to watch Full House until they find an episode dealing with their issue."

"I like my Coffee like I like my women Without a penis."

"Did you hear about the transformer who lost his ability to change into a seven-sided shape? He's a de-septagon."

"I have a question of the most importance!? If I find a job in the classifieds...does that mean I can't tell anyone!?"

"Age is important only if you're cheese and wine."

"What kind of meat does a priest eat on Fridays? Nun."

"What did the tsunami say to Japan? .. ... nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all."

"My mom's favorite part of my birthday is describing my birth in detail to an 18 year old waitress who is just there to get our drink order."

"Why did the cow sign up for TSA precheck? Butterflies"

"If I owned a Chinese restaurant, I'd install dimmer lights in the bathroom. Should anyone dim the lights, I'd have a song play. When the Lights Go Down in the Shitty"