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Joke of the Day
"You might be a redneck If you think ""Pearl Jam"" is an oriental sex act"
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"What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load into it. #bigsorry"
"Hey, Reddit! Here's one about cats: why did the mother cat move her kittens? She didn't want to litter."
"[sees a dog about to get run over] Me [dives toward dog & rolls to safety]: that was close [sees a cat about to get run over] Me: car coming"
"I had sex with Obama last night... And I'd just like to say, let's dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing!"
"Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins."
"A haunted house that has a room where a bunch of women ask you ""Notice anything different about my hair?"""
"There's nothing worse when I bring a girl home from a bar and she's in still in my bed the next morning That's when the smell of a corpse really begins to take effect"
"Once at church I opened my eyes during prayer and saw Jesus riding around on a wolf making sure everyone's eyes were closed."
"Q: What's worse than raining cats and dogs? A: Hailing taxis."