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Joke of the Day

"What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common? They both have ornamental balls"

"Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game? They needed to give their characters an eye-patch."

"Making holy water from regular water is easy. Just boil the hell out of it."

"Me: Would you have a minute to speak about my lord and savior, nachos supreme? Her: Sir, for the last time just tell me your order."

"How much do pirates pay for earrings? about a buck an ear."

"I'm not a marketing expert. But if I was selling milk, the cartons would be tit shaped."

"How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Slap a nipple on it."

"I would love to start working out, but I'm beefing up for my ""before"" picture."

"My girlfriend wanted to have a talk about how childish i am But she didn't have the secret password to my pillow fort so she couldn't get in"