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Joke of the Day
"What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common? They both have ornamental balls"
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"Why was jesus bad at COD He respawns after 2 days"
"What did the termite eat for dinner? A table for two."
""" How was your blind date ? "" "" Terrible ! He showed up in a 1935 Rolls Royce. "" "" What's so terrible about that ? "" "" He was the original owner ! """
"Some say Tiger Woods is the greatest golfer of all time. I say he's sub-par at best."
"A trooper asks a sergeant: - Is it true that man descended from a monkey? - Yes troopers possibly were. But not sergeants."
"I think it's unfair that when a human eats uncooked fish it's ""sushi,"" but when a fish eats uncooked human, it's ""a shark attack."""
"Where does a Martian go for a drink? A Mars Bar"
"Looks like we set back the clock twice this week... First on Sunday, then on election night."
"What if ""baby daddy"" meant a father who was actually a very small baby? A little baby dad. Baby Dad, coming this fall to ABC Wednesday night"