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Joke of the Day
"God doesn't normally poop, but when he does..... Holy shit."
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"Knock knock The game"
"I was going to be an Operatic Singer Before they threw me out of the hospital."
"Apparently, it's frowned upon to walk up to two police officers and ask ""what are you douchebags up to?"""
"My wife told me I had to choose My wife walked in and told me I had to choose. Her or reddit.... I'm sure going to miss her."
"What do you call a dragqueen in a truck? A Transporter"
"What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby? The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood."
"Clocks Joke Grandfather clocks have this weird love/hate relationship with insects in that termites are bad, but they're supposed to tick."
"I can't believe how popular these gluten-free items are getting!!! They're selling like hot cakes!"
"If I've learned anything in my 29 years, it's never admit your real age."