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Joke of the Day
"Dr Dolittle A little bird tells me that i may be suffering from Dr Dolittle syndrome."
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"My first workout back at the gym was great. I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital."
"Nothing angers me more than a prematurely broken shell in my Taco Kit."
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"What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children? A transparency review."