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Joke of the Day

"I'm having one of those off days For example, this morning, I made a bowl of cereal, but instead of putting the milk back in the fridge and the cereal back in the pantry, I fucked my neighbors wife"

"Q: Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle? A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'"

"Who was the best financier in the Bible? Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation."

"They say the music you listen too is tied to your personality;I listen to Chris Brown. Two counts of assault and one hit and run."

"It goes without saying, that..."

"Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach? Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)"

"Soviet dating advice Stop stalin, do not russian to things, putin an effort"

"What do you call a group of lesbians from Pittsburgh? Lesbiyinz."

"How does a black girl know she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked"

"What do you call a homeless orphan? Depressing"