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Joke of the Day

"A rabbi, an Irishman, and a clown walk into a bar The bartender says ""This has to be a joke."""

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because this joke was so bad, even Dane Cook wouldn't steal it."

"If you love someone, set them free. If they return... something, something, Justin Bieber's a lesbian."

"Visiting dad on his death bed... [Visiting father on death bed] ""Dad, I'm sorry for the pain I caused you. "" *Dad struggling to talk* ""Hi sorry for the pain I caused you, I'm Dad."""

"It'd be fun to release a gorilla in a gorilla suit at the mall and see the look on security's face when they pull off that first mask."

"By putting the punchline in the title How do you trick /r/jokes into thinking it's a repost?"

"A kiss makes your day.... but anal sex makes your hole weak. ( )"

"I don't sign anything without pretending to read it first."

"I was going to paint my computer black thinking it would run faster... ...but it didn't work."

"Want to hear about the worst blowjob I ever had? It was awesome"