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Joke of the Day
"Shouldn't octopus apendages be called eightacles?"
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"I want to be a comedian But I'm afraid people will laugh at me"
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"So I called the rape helpline... ... they said they only help victims"
"I don't care who you are. If you can constantly make me laugh, I'm probably gonna wanna fcuk you."
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