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Joke of the Day
"Shouldn't octopus apendages be called eightacles?"
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"Groucho Marx once said: Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."
"You know they say the same thing about Bill Cosby and Mexico? Don't drink the water."
"What's a frog's preferred fastener? Rivet."
"What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)"
"What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North? A Stark contrast"
"What do you call a possessed chicken? Poultrygeist."
"Italians and Spaniards are so used to Catholic child abuse... ... That they call the Pope daddy"
"Intensive care toddler One of the toddlers on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey. ICU baby, shaking that ass..."
"The US won gold in shooting They have good schools for it"