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Joke of the Day
"Where do Star Trek fans work out? At the He's Dead Gym."
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"Al Gore should have had a band named The Algorehythms. Courtesy of my dad at lunch today."
"take our dunkin donuts survey and be entered to win $50000! question 1: how sure can you *really* be that they are your real parents?"
"That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat."
"I was thinking about moving to Moscow But there's no point in Russian to things."
"Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? Because he was out standing in his field."
"Did you hear about the twins with a fruit fetish? (May be NSFW) They came in pears"
"*registering with a doctor* Receptionist: ""Thanks for filling in the form - you've missed the next of kin section"" *batman runs out crying*"
"I don't need a stable relationship, I just need a stable internet connection."
"America was not shut down properly. Would you like to restart America in safe mode, with free healthcare & without the guns? (Recommended)"