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Joke of the Day

"Popular joke in Ukraine ""Driver of a Russian humanitarian aid truck was beaten by Russian soldiers when tried to light a cigarette near cans with beef stew."""

"I got a paper cut writing my suicide note It's a start"

"If you have a pet parrot and don't teach it to say ""Help they've turned me into a parrot"", you're wasting everyone's time."

"What is the hardest part about playing soccer? Telling your parents that you're gay."

"Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy"

"Why doesn't Kim Jong Un ever defecate? Because he's too legit to shit."

"If you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks & 7 signs of skin-aging... Then you should try Adobe Photoshop!"

"Getting tired of these people who come to my door, telling me I'm gonna burn unless I'm saved... The flashing lights on their trucks were pretty cool to see, though."

"Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic? He thought he was following someone."

"How do lions like their steaks? RAWR"