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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who decided to put the S next to the D? He was in the newd today."
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"ADDING BLONDE Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."
"My girlfriend says she needs time and distance... Is she calculating velocity?"
"If you're looking for good jokes go to r/shitredditsays. The stuff they get angry about is pretty damn funny."
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