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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a whore moan? You don't pay her."
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"How do you find a black person? Guilty."
"A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams ''Nein! Nein!'' So two guys walk away."
"What kind of music do wind turbines listen to? They're huge metal fans."
"An English, an Irish and a Scottish went to a bar... I am waiting they to come back to finish the joke"
"Joke from my daughter Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!"
"My girlfriend started smoking... ...so I slowed down and applied lubricant."
"My girlfriend hired a midget to play the keyboards at my birthday party I think she misunderstood me. I did not say I wished I had a 12 inch pianist."
"China has largest population not because the men are extra horny nor women are extra fertile, but because their condoms are 'Made in China'."
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They're stuck up bitches."