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Joke of the Day

"Why did the stoplight turn red? Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!"

"Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one that had a dream"

"I've just opened a casino for dogs where they can play roulette, poker blackjack etc... They'll have to go outside for craps though."

"I just molested myself. I said no, but I knew I wanted it."

"If you think it's hilarious that George Bush is getting a library, wait till you hear he was our PRESIDENT for EIGHT YEARS."

"What do you call a large group of prostitutes? A whored"

"Why did the police assault the crowd? Because a-peppering them would make them sneeze!"

"How do you address a Black Farmer? Through his owner."

"[Crime Scene] Detective: Looks like the killer used a wheelbarrow to dump the victim. [in the shed a wheelbarrow grins, his seventh kill]"

"HR said I'm not allowed to try to hang co-workers with an extension cord. Dunno what I'm supposed to use though, they wouldn't tell me."