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Joke of the Day
"What is today's best punch line? Paul christoforo"
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"I am sorry I wasn't being completely honest when I said I was normal."
"Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack."
"What's a black mans' least favourite ice cream van? Mr Whippy."
"I taped Scooby Doo at 2am without realizing the commercials would change & now my 5 year old won't stop saying, ""Hot single ladies!""."
"What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!"
"That rose tattoo on your ass was SO hot when you were 19. Now it looks like red cabbage"
"[court] ME: Between 10 & 11 p.m. I was having sex JUDGE: Who are you? You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record"
"How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ? She has a big ""W"" embroidered on her pyjamas !"
"Boy comes home from school, tells his dad he had sex with his teacher The father grins, ""that's my boy. Will you do it again?"" Boy ""yes, as soon as my bottom stops hurting"""