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Joke of the Day
"What is today's best punch line? Paul christoforo"
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"If Kevin Bacon never said ""want some bacon with your eggs"" to a lonely chick in a bar, life just doesn't make sense anymore."
"Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie? He was way to high, man."
"When I'm mad at my kid, I don't put the straw from the juice box in their school lunch."
"Why did the letter D kill all the Jews He's a not C."
"Wife A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone."
"What's the difference between black people amd snow tires? Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them."
"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just gave a little wine"
"3 horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday... 2. Tomorrow is not Friday... 3. The day after tomorrow is not Friday..."
"What do you call a promise you can't keep? A campaign promise."