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Joke of the Day

"I just read a bumper sticker that said, ""Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you love Satan."" Sent from iPhone."

"He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory."

"How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit."

"I like my girlfriends how I like my wine... 10 years old and locked in a cellar"

"Oral Misgivings Q: How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex? A: She hikes up her skirt every time you yawn."

"""Oh, not much, just grooming my magnificent, powerful wings, you?"" -Pegasus every time a normal horse calls him"

"Dont like dogs They can be a bit RUFF!"

"What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas? Very hungry."

"What sort of drug abuse and debauchery has to occur in someone's life for them to start liking Charmin Toilet Paper on Facebook?"

"What do you call a football fan with a cold? A sneezing ticket holder."