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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend stole my vintage adding machine That calculating bitch."
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"i wish you could click ""save as"" on puppies"
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"[Murderer in the middle of murdering me] Can you put your phone down for 2 seconds while I'm murdering you I mean really"
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