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Joke of the Day
"What does a nut say when it sneezes? Cashew."
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"I've deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone... Now it's Hans free..."
"Son of Sam I Am, a serial killer who targets people who won't try new foods."
"Good cop: u want a drink? Good cop 2: I love your shirt Good cop 3: ur so ripped dude Good cop 4: the bad cops are striking today, handsome"
"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar Barman says ""not you two again"""
"Claim to fame Celebrities walk on red carpet because they are famous. I walk on toilet paper because I'm the shit!"
"I'm glad chocolate bars come with resealable packages, so I can eat half now, and the other half 1 minute from now."
"The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden. He heard that tulips grew from bulbs."
"You know why cops aren't on the streets of NYC right now? Because when it's white, they leave it the fuck alone"
"I've easily spent 12% of my life chuckling at my own jokes and being grossed out by my own body. Also, I like random percentages."