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Joke of the Day

"Your mama's house is so small. . you walk into her front door and find her backyard."

"Thanks to School, I Now Eat Two Meals a Day... ... breakfast and dinner at home."

"How do you make a handkerchief dance? ....put a little boogie in it. :| I'm sorry."

"I probably shouldn't have done ecstasy before work but oh my god the HR lady feels sooooo nice"

"One I came up with today. Did you hear about the new cult that worships testicles? They are sacreligious."

"I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me... She calls me her sixty second lover...."

"Drops empty vodka bottles in all the neighbor's recycling bins. So the garbage men don't think it's just me."

"What do you call an old man's hard on? Petrified wood."

"I love people who IM me to tell me that they left a voice message to say that they sent me an email"

"What do you call an inspiring jerk session? A stroke of genius!"