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Joke of the Day
"What's a zombies favorite exercise? Deadlifts"
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"Her:""Let's make a baby."" Him: ""Okay! Hold on."" *goes to bathroom* [5 minutes later.] Her: ""Where'd you go?"" Him: ""You meant with you??"""
"What happens when Donald Trump takes cialis? He grows taller."
"Was gonna' make a long joke about gastrointestinal problems but, I digest."
"Life is like a shower Fat people don't have very good ones"
"I can't stand sitting down"
"What is yellow and cannot swim ? A yellow digger. Why can't it swim ? It has only one arm"
"My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with the band The Monkees, i thought she was joking... then i saw her face..."
"Don't eat my chocolate. I'll be back Monday."
"Sometimes I tell my Then I laugh at them."