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Joke of the Day
"What's a zombies favorite exercise? Deadlifts"
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"What idiot called it Airport Facilities Maintenance and not Hangar Management?"
"I think her gash must have a rash For the last time I licked it, my head went bare, my tongue grew hair, and my nose fell off when I picked it"
"Tim Cook: ""We're excited to annou-"" #Apple fans: ""We'll buy it."" Tim Cook: ""Let me fini-"" Apple fans: ""We'll buy that too."" #iPhone6"
"Yesterday a guy knocked on my door to ask for a small donation for an aquatic center being built in my town.. So I gave him a glass of water"
"Why was the Amish prostitute shunned? Because she was up to three Mennonite."
"Jesus was obviously white. He even tastes like crackers!"
"What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters? The Post Office"
"She was only a fishmonger's daughter .. .. but she'd slap it on a slab and shout ""Fillet!"""
"If you could choose between 1 billion dollars and world peace... What would the color of your new Lamborghini be?"