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Joke of the Day

"I wonder what those old comedians who made livings cracking wise about airline food are doing now that there's no such thing."

"while memes are a great gateway to wasting your life away online,, they're not for everyone . ask your doctor if memes are right for you"

"In the future, people won't ask for a cup of sugar... Instead, they'll ask for a gigabyte of sug.rar"

"What do you call a cookie without legs? A cookie"

"3yr old: [whispering] I have a secret ""What it is, sweetie?"" 3: [shouting] I POOPED! ""Do you know what a secret is?"" 3: [whispering] no."

"Mexican Carpet layer. What does a Mexican put under his carpet? Underlay! Underlay!"

"I've used my wife's conditioner even though she told me more than once not to. Because I'm a rebel. A rebel with coconut dream hair."

"I've spent all day trying to convince people on Reddit I'm French. I give up."

"Someday I'll open a store that specializes in bedside furniture. The name of the store will be ""One"" I figure it'll be the only way I'll ever have a ""One nightstand."""

"If you're American when you enter the bathroom and American when you exit the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? European"