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Joke of the Day

"An atheistic dyslexic... Believes there is no Dog."

"[Pun] There's something about the sky... There was a man in an airplane and he had just over dosed on alcohol, one could say he really was HIGH -<>~<>- ^those are what I call 'pun glasses'"

"If singer/actor Meat Loaf got sick and refused treatment... the newspapers headline could be ""Meat Loaf Aday keeps the doctor away"""

"[NSFW] I like my men like I like my coffee liquified in my favorite mug"

"Two antennas got married The wedding wasn't great but the reception was amazing!"

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking after you slap it."

"Why couldn't the lizard be aroused? He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)"

"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night... I should have put it on aloha setting."

"How to get laid: WALK RIGHT UP TO HER & just get to know her over time until u build mutual affection & the trust to enjoy each other naked"

"When I'm old, I'm gonna giggle uncontrollably, squirm, and go all sack of potatoes on my son when he tries to get me in the car as payback."