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Joke of the Day
"How does a black man ride a black stallion? With no legs."
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"*goes on job interview* -You come very highly recommended. -Why thank you, I always try to be as stoned as possible before I come to work."
"I just had my first prostate examination Worst dentist ever."
"Why was Einstein unable to build a wall? He only had Ein Stein"
"Saw a Mime doing his gig. I reached into my purse and pretended to throw money in his hat."