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Joke of the Day

"I too like my women like I like my laptop. Laying there dying, while I masturbate to it."

"Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken!"

"Get your therapist to start taking you seriously by pulling a donut out of your purse."

"How come does Luke Skywalker does not have a girlfriend? He was looking for love in Alderaan places"

"Bad joke I made but thought it was clever in 4th grade What do you get when you slice ice cream? Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now..."

"I was working at the orange juice factory But I got canned couldn't concentrate"

"Nurse: Your name, please? Me: Dr. Feelgood. Nurse: ... Me: ... Nurse: You're not a Dr. are you? Me: No, I won't make you feel good, either."

"What do you call a guy that's lost his car? Carlos"

"My 7 Year Old Cousin just told me this yo mamas so fat when she fell down no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up"

"What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers? ...Smolger's. <.<"