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Joke of the Day

"My 7 Year Old Cousin just told me this yo mamas so fat when she fell down no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up"

"My signature move is signing a piece of paper."

"I have sex almost every day. Today I almost had sex, yesterday I almost had sex..."

"6.9 what is 6.9? a really great thing ruined by a period"

"Fruit roll ups I went to the supermarket and asked a clerk if they had fruit roll ups, he then called his gay manager to hug me."

"After 8 years Americans prove the rumor to be false. They went black and now they are going back."

"Girl can I ask you a question *gets down on one knee* would you like to make $8,000 a week working from home"

"Why did the redneck cross the road? To get to the oth-TONY STEWART"

"Governors that use foursquare probably get really angry when they become mayor of something."

"Show me a gay married couple And I'll show you a couple that hasn't been married 25 years."