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Joke of the Day

"Bad joke I made but thought it was clever in 4th grade What do you get when you slice ice cream? Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now..."

"""To prove how much I love you I'm going to eat this entire pizza."" That's not what I - ""Please stop. Let me do this."""

"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"If I had a dollar for every gender that there is... If I had a dollar for every gender that there is, I'd have 2 dollars."

"My husband asked if I've heard of Justin Bieber. Then he hooked up the horse and plowed the back 40 because he's Amish, apparently."

"My big next door neighbour just confronted me about missing items from his washing line. I nearly shit his pants"

"A psychic Midget escaped from jail yesterday. The papers read: ""Small Medium at Large"""

"What does an Irish terrorist attack and a gambling addiction have in common? Dublin down"

"*washing car* Neighbor: ""You washing your car?"" Me: ""No. I'm watering it to see if it grows into a bus."""

"Fire alarms should just play Nickelback Anyone who stays in the building deserves what they get."