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Joke of the Day
"Doctor, doctor I broke my arm in two places. Doctor: Stop going to those places."
Next Joke
"Me: I haven't tweeted in days. Wife: Oh no! Hold on... *opens laptop *types Wife: Phew! Me: What? Wife: Looks like the Internet survived."
"What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma? When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head."
"Why is Oklahoma the bleh state? Because it's just OK"
"What does a German use to polish his trumpet? Toot tonic"
"Dr Dolittle A little bird tells me that i may be suffering from Dr Dolittle syndrome."
"Did you hear about the suicidal dolphin? He lost the porpoise to live."
"They say: ""keep your friends close and your enemies closer"". The problem is, nowadays you can't tell them apart."
"Contrary to popular belief, in Engineering, you do meet tons of women... Just not very many"
"Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc."