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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank the coffee before it was cool..."
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"What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2? Target Practice."
"Some Muslims were having an argument on my street the other day... I wanted to step in, but I was afraid it would blow up in my face."
"What do the Police and Pokemon have in common? They gotta catch 'Jamal"
"What song would Kendrick Lamar sing if he was Native American? ""Bitch don't kill my tribe."""
"What do French people call a bad Thursday? A trajeudi. I'll escort myself out now....."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $5 to have a garbanzo bean on me."
"Gary Coleman died of multiple aneurysms.... which is kind of like Different Strokes."
"What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle."
"What is jon snow's favourite slang? IDK"