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Joke of the Day
"What song would Kendrick Lamar sing if he was Native American? ""Bitch don't kill my tribe."""
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"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's not funny"
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"Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BATMAN!"
"What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?"
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