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Joke of the Day
"What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2? Target Practice."
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"What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk around Dublin thinking he's Bono"
"Plastic Surgery I loaned a friend 5000 to get plastic surgery last week... I'll never get the money back, I dunno what he looks like now."
"Why did the little pig hide the soap? He heard the farmer yell ""Hogwash!"""
"you ~~you~~ **your existence** ~~lol jk~~"
"What do you call a ghost that lives in your butt? An ass-soul"
"What did the vampire say to the werewolf after discovering its blood is inedible? ""Fangs for nothing!"""
"So I broke my mom's tailbone during childbirth. And I've been a pain in her ass ever since."
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear"
"If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive They would eventually find me attractive"